Shrimps

One of the most memorable words that I may never forget, perhaps because of its narrower version of definition or I just find it interesting, is SHRIMP.

I have this friend who introduced this ‘false name” and eventually made own definitions for the sake of naming things as such.

Sooner or later, a new word materialized. Below is Ate Mi’s immortalized new word as defined by this wordplay:

Self-shrimp: Excessive or exclusive concern with oneself while swimming rapidly backwards. They can be found anywhere and are engaged in multiplying to the extent to rule the world.

Self-shrimps generally are important source of one’s larger self. They have a high tolerance of annoyance that contributes nothing but shrimp-ness to others.

They are widely caught and farmed for human destruction.